I believe "nyasar" is my middle name

tonight's post is specially dedicated for Fira & Bandoro, who have just witnessed my hidden talent as, well, some kind of compass-wrecker.

the whole disaster happened on Friday, July 30th 2010.

started at Depok, around 3 PM.

Fira and I asked Bando's favor to take us to Emax Kemang. we were supposed to get there at 4 PM since Caca and her band performed exactly at that hour. and here's our conversation inside Bando's car :

Bando : "Yuk lo tau jalan ke Kemang kan?"

Fira : "Jiaah Yuke lagi ditanyain, jalan ke rumah sendiri aja dia gak afal hahahaha"

Bando : "Hah serius? Hahahaha!"

Me : "Sompret lu fir. Eh emang lu gatau jalan ndo?"

Bando : "Kagak."

Me : "Lu juga gatau lagi fir?"

Fira : "Kagak."

Me : "LOH JADI INI GADA YANG TAU JALAN???"

Fira & Bando : "KAGAK."

hal pertama yang terlintas di otak gw : MAMPUS.

so I instantly called my dad. thank God I was born from a GPS-brained man (though I didn't get that gene at all T_T).

my dad explained all the detailed way from Depok to Kemang. I repeated every single word he said so that Bando and Fira could hear it too. but after I hung up the phone :

Bando : "Jadi abis ini kemana?"

Me : "Lah emang daritadi gw ngomong lo gak denger?"

Bando : "KAGAK."

Me : "MAIGAT."

lucky that I still remembered some important points. but turned out that it wasn't enough to prevent the upcoming catastrophe.

Me : "Loh tadi harusnya belok kiri!"

Fira : "Tadi kayaknya satu arah deh yuk."

Me : "Terus gimana dong ini?"

so I called dad, again :

Me : "Pi ini arahnya bener Mampang Prapatan kan?"

Dad : "Iya. Pokoknya kalo udah lurus kamu belok kiri aja."

Me : "Nah tadi belokannya kelewatan pi. Gimana dong?"

Dad : Pokoknya kalo ada belokan ke kiri langsung belok. Tar tinggal tanya orang kalo Kemang lewat mana."

we did as daddy said. then :

Bando : "Eh ini yakin lewat gang gini? Belok mana nih?"

Yuke : "Udah ikutin mainstream aja. Liat mobil2 di depan pada kemana ikutin aje."

Fira : "Ikutin mobil depan! Gw yakin dia mau ke suatu tempat, mau ke Kemang juga pasti."

then not long after that, the car stopped in front of a house.

Me : "Iye fir dia mau ke suatu tempat, KE RUMAHNYA."

and then, new disaster came : the path was VERBODEN

so Fira got out of the car, tried to ask someone about the right way. I stayed in the car to help Bando retreating the car.

Bando : "Kiri masih jauh kan?"

Me : "(liat belakang) Jauh2. (nengok ke depan. then : CRIEEETTTT)

Bando : "APAAN TUH???"

see this pict, and you'll see what happened. mobilnya ngebaret tembok aja gitu -___-"

we finally got out of the tight pathway. but always, shit happens.

1. macet parah

2. mau belok kiri, tapi gara2 semua lagi celeng akhirnya Bando gajadi belok dan tetep lurus. sementara lurus itu adalah ke arah Menteng Kuningan

3. mau belok di belokan selanjutnya, terus ketutupan bis sekolah, jadi kita gatau ada belokan ke kiri

after 2 hours inside the car, with huge nervousness and massive panic attack. we finally made it to Kemang. 

HALLELUIAH!!!!!!

di saat orang normal nyetir 2 jam bisa sampe Bandung, kita cuma bisa sampe Kemang. fine -_____-

lucky that Caca's performance was postponed until 5 PM. so right after we arrived, the performance started.

Dear Lord, there's only 2 things I desperately wish :

1. hilangkan kutukan nyasar dari diriku Ya Tuhan. udah 5 ORANG yang jadi korban nih!

2. semoga gak akan ada korban ke ENAM. 

AMIN YA TUHAN AMIIINNNN!!!

FYI, there's one part of conversation that I have to highlight :

Bando : "Heran deh, biasanya kalopun nyasar gw tinggal raba2 dikit tar juga pasti sampe. Kok hari ini feeling gw tumpul ya?"

Fira : "Gara2 Yuke kali. Yuk kayaknya lo terkutuk deh, setiap siapa yang nebengin lo pasti nyasar. Caca yang gapernah nyasar aja bisa nyasar sama lo. Hahahahhaa"

Me : "Oke gimana kalo gw turun aja sekarang? Mungkin kalo gada gw lo berdua bisa langsung sampe Kemang? Kayaknya beneran deh gw ada kutukan nyasar..."