once upon a Saturday midnight...

I surfed the internet.

I listened to Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow.

I clicked "pause" on my iTunes.

I put on my orange spongy slippers.

I got in to my bathroom.

I did my toilet business.

I thought about... well, you.

I stepped my left foot out of my bathroom.

I stepped my right foot out of my bathroom.

It happened so fast, then

GEDEBUK.

I felt my head hitting the wall.

I felt my bottom hitting the floor so hard.

I sat still, totally stunned.

I thought, anjir pala gw sakit banget.

I touched my upper right head.

Benjol.

SAKIT.

First word popped up in my head :

AMNESIA.

Am I amnesiac?

Who am I? Yuke.

How to say my name in German? Ich bin Yuke.

OK, I'm not amnesiac.

Halleluyah.

CENUUTTT.

Anjir masih tetep sakit.

TOLONG.

Gimana caranya ngobatin benjol???